theonlyamaris:

davidmaddox:

But when he says it, he means he’s going to literally slap you, and make you get off your couch and run seven miles. And he’s going to be slapping you the entire way, until you lose those troublesome love handles.

Seriously - does this look like a man who wants to be toyed with?  He means business. You mess around, you gonna get slapped.  And slap-chopped.