June 2009
1 post
March 2009
39 posts
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hannahisdead:
unfollowfriday:
i get it. you’re “quirky” and “different” and “a total nerd.” It’s not endearing at all, and most of your posts make me want to ome to Minnesota and tell you to shut the fuck up. And you seem to love Fall Out Boy…That alone warrants an unfollow. I’m not sure why i began to follow you. I also follow most of your “tumblr gang” and i’m sick of...
How Much Do You Owe?
1. Smoked pot — $10 2. Did acid — $5 3. Ever had sex at church — $25 4. Woke up in the morning and didn’t know who was next to you —$40 5. Had sex with someone you met on Internet — $25 6. Had sex for money — $100 7. Ever had sex with a lover of different ethnic background — $20 8. Vandalized something — $20 9. Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10 10. Beat up someone —$20 11. Been jumped — $10 12....
I dug this up randomly just now and yep, still...
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country.
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking...
February 2009
12 posts
I love deep thoughts
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words - “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.